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Best. Auction. Ever. - Suffering From Elation
A Survivor's Tale
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Best. Auction. Ever.
You guys. You HAVE to click on this link. It's an auction currently up at Ebay.com.au and may well be the funniest thing I've ever seen on there!

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/EMPTY-CONDOM-PACKET-A-PHOTO-OF-THE-TARTS-KNICKERS_W0QQitemZ250280309940QQihZ015QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I LOL'd so hard. That woman is awesome! I hope she does the Harley next!
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Comments
From: pariahsdream Date: August 14th, 2008 11:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
*snerk* I was linked to that...yesterday? Whatever. Girl has some serious balls and I applaud her for that.
cassu_bean From: cassu_bean Date: August 14th, 2008 11:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
EPIC WIN.
uniformgrey From: uniformgrey Date: August 15th, 2008 12:00 am (UTC) (Link)
I applaud her for not putting up with bullshit like that and leaving him flat on his ass.
tania From: tania Date: August 15th, 2008 12:01 am (UTC) (Link)
I applaud her for the quick thinking she showed when she got his Harley key. ;D
uniformgrey From: uniformgrey Date: August 15th, 2008 12:02 am (UTC) (Link)
TOTTALY! XD
justblieve From: justblieve Date: August 15th, 2008 12:03 am (UTC) (Link)
Ryan says it is fake :|
tania From: tania Date: August 15th, 2008 12:09 am (UTC) (Link)
What makes him think that?

Obviously the bids aren't serious, but after reading the way it's written and the Q&As down the bottom, the story itself seems pretty kosher to me. People have done stranger things on Ebay. :)
justblieve From: justblieve Date: August 15th, 2008 12:10 am (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, that's why. He looked at the bids and called fake.
tania From: tania Date: August 15th, 2008 12:17 am (UTC) (Link)
LOL! Of course the bids are fake, they always are on stunt auctions like this. The bids aren't the point; nobody's going to pay that much. But the story is real, the woman's motivation is hilarious (and rather satisfying, as she's succeeded in making her soon-to-be-ex into a national laughing stock), and that's the part I dig. :D
opalchimes From: opalchimes Date: August 15th, 2008 07:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
.....

Damn. So if I find a guy to conspire with and "cheat" on me, I can't post a similar auction, split the proceedings, and pay off all my school loans in one fell swoop? Damn!

This is utterly hillarious. Not only does it make the creep a laughingstock, but it guarentees that he's going to have a hell of a time GETTING any sex from here on out. Seriously, what woman would actually screw this guy upon hearing of him in such a fashion? Ugh. It's just sad.

It's too bad the money isn't real... she could get herself a nice vacation and a cruise for that kind of money. Good consolation prize.
kayjkay From: kayjkay Date: August 15th, 2008 12:20 am (UTC) (Link)
I needed that. <3 <3 <3
flyingfluff From: flyingfluff Date: August 15th, 2008 12:23 am (UTC) (Link)
but but but... who actually has like 25mil to spend, especially on an empty condom packet.
tania From: tania Date: August 15th, 2008 12:25 am (UTC) (Link)
The story's real, the bids are fake. Stunt auctions almost always get fake stunt bids. :)
chrystena From: chrystena Date: August 15th, 2008 12:45 am (UTC) (Link)
I was on my way home from work yesterday when I heard about this on the news :) thanks for putting the link up so I didnt have to track it down!
sighthoundlady From: sighthoundlady Date: August 15th, 2008 04:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Hahaha! That is frickin hilarious!
From: tigrr_wildcat Date: August 16th, 2008 03:50 am (UTC) (Link)
Nice one! Well written and some serious balls on her. *snurk* Thanks for linking that!
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