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A new level of 'messed up'. - Suffering From Elation
A Survivor's Tale
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A new level of 'messed up'.
A few weeks back I wrote a little about Joe's sleep paralysis. Anyway, last night I was woken up by a sort of guttural voice (think back to Ghostbusters and the 'Zuul' dog in Dana's fridge) but by the time I was awake enough to absorb what was happening, the voice had stopped.

IT WAS JOE. SPEAKING IN A GUTTURAL VOICE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL. BESIDE ME. IN BED. IN THE DARK.

I poked him (you know, as you do when your signifigant other starts speaking in tongues) and he semi-woke and said he'd been dreaming he was having sleep paralysis.

That's right. He wasn't actually HAVING sleep paralysis, no. He was dreaming he was having sleep paralysis. Apparently the growl was him trying to scare away whatever was coming after him this time. Once more for clarity: he was dreaming about having a dream that, in the dream, he thought was real, and responded (in the dream within the dream) in a way that cut through both levels of dream (real and false) back into the real world loudly enough to wake up his girlfriend.

That was so damn recursive it broke my 3am brain. It's only now, sitting here pondering the world while creating artwork designed to sucker people into gambling away their money (I just know I'm going to have to engage in some mighty awesome karma in my old age to compensate for this) that I remembered, and shuddered.
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stokerbramwell From: stokerbramwell Date: July 14th, 2008 04:20 am (UTC) (Link)
...wow. o_o
tania From: tania Date: July 14th, 2008 04:57 am (UTC) (Link)
ZIIIIIM!!
stokerbramwell From: stokerbramwell Date: July 14th, 2008 05:03 am (UTC) (Link)
Am I the only one who sees the alien in the classroom?
tania From: tania Date: July 14th, 2008 10:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's a skin condition.

(I really need some ZIM icons.)
stokerbramwell From: stokerbramwell Date: July 15th, 2008 02:55 am (UTC) (Link)
Feel free to take any of the few that I have. I need more too. o.o
justascream From: justascream Date: July 14th, 2008 04:31 am (UTC) (Link)
You know what this means, right?

...when he dies, he's going to wake up and eat your brains.
tania From: tania Date: July 14th, 2008 04:58 am (UTC) (Link)
Pfft, if he waits 'til he dies to do that, I'll consider myself lucky. ;)
c_eagle From: c_eagle Date: July 14th, 2008 04:42 am (UTC) (Link)
g g g g g g g g GYAH!... 8|
er... heh... uh... I guess you'll find a solution, or eventually call it free entertainment... :D
tania From: tania Date: July 14th, 2008 04:59 am (UTC) (Link)
Awww, I wouldn't want a solution - he wouldn't be Joey if he wasn't weird on a regular basis. Besides, his weirdness gives me free reign to indulge my own, it's a balanced situation. ;)
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dreamsofglass From: dreamsofglass Date: July 14th, 2008 09:38 am (UTC) (Link)
I have the same problem, I have a little trick that tells me if I'm sleeping or not. While in the dream I try and read something that's not related to the dream. Actually read the words. If I can't read it or it's random nonsensical words then I know I'm dreaming.


likeshine From: likeshine Date: July 14th, 2008 05:50 am (UTC) (Link)

hearing zuul in the middle of the night would have scared the shit out of me, boyfriendvoice or not D:
tania From: tania Date: July 14th, 2008 10:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Next time he does it I'll poke him in the stomach and declare, "Look at all the junk food!"

(Edited because... how often do I get the chance to fittingly use this icon??)

Edited at 2008-07-14 10:51 pm (UTC)
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tania From: tania Date: July 14th, 2008 10:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
Man, now I sort of wish I'd done that, it would have made my journal that much more hilarious. :D
dreamsofglass From: dreamsofglass Date: July 14th, 2008 09:44 am (UTC) (Link)
This post makes me happy because I know there are guys that are slightly odder than me.. and women who love them :)

Tell Joe no more netherworld summoning after 6pm honey.


14 have fought ~ fight the power!