I just posted this to jagafeh and then realised that, really, there isn't anyone reading who WON'T get a kick out of this. Hooray for double negatives! A good chunk of us here are children of the 80's, and this list of the Top 5 Most Ill-Conceived Action Figures will bring back some happy memories.
And if you can get through the He-Man section without at least cracking a grin, I'm never going to play poker with you, ever.
PS: The descriptions in this article are pure gold: http://www.cracked.com/article_15764_5-least-surprising-toy-recalls-all-time.html
Kinder Surprise is still sold in Australia to this day, and I've never heard of a single related injury. Food for thought. ;)